Saw this and realized I wasn't the only one out there....

http://modelviewculture.com/pieces/i-didn-t-want-to-lean-out

Favoritist exchange last night

W. doing dishes in the kitchen. I walk in, stared at his butt and decided to make a few comments.

Me: "Damn, look at that fine ass! I'd definitely hit that!" (Proceeds to slap his butt)

W: Silence and then "....I think there is something inherently wrong about me doing dishes and you acting like a douche"

Me: "Well you know me, breaking gender stereotypes and all!  I'm gonna own that!" Slaps W's butt again for good measure. PUahahha.