W. doing dishes in the kitchen. I walk in, stared at his butt and decided to make a few comments.
Me: "Damn, look at that fine ass! I'd definitely hit that!" (Proceeds to slap his butt)
W: Silence and then "....I think there is something inherently wrong about me doing dishes and you acting like a douche"
Me: "Well you know me, breaking gender stereotypes and all! I'm gonna own that!" Slaps W's butt again for good measure. PUahahha.
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