Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Favoritist exchange last night

W. doing dishes in the kitchen. I walk in, stared at his butt and decided to make a few comments.

Me: "Damn, look at that fine ass! I'd definitely hit that!" (Proceeds to slap his butt)

W: Silence and then "....I think there is something inherently wrong about me doing dishes and you acting like a douche"

Me: "Well you know me, breaking gender stereotypes and all!  I'm gonna own that!" Slaps W's butt again for good measure. PUahahha.




*disclaimer*

This site's main theme more so stems from "Grace Kelly" by Mika. There is absolutely no association with Grace Kelly the actress. I only wish I could have 1/2 the grace she possesses on screen. *sighs*