Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Favoritist exchange last night

W. doing dishes in the kitchen. I walk in, stared at his butt and decided to make a few comments.

Me: "Damn, look at that fine ass! I'd definitely hit that!" (Proceeds to slap his butt)

W: Silence and then "....I think there is something inherently wrong about me doing dishes and you acting like a douche"

Me: "Well you know me, breaking gender stereotypes and all!  I'm gonna own that!" Slaps W's butt again for good measure. PUahahha.


This site's main theme more so stems from "Grace Kelly" by Mika. There is absolutely no association with Grace Kelly the actress. I only wish I could have 1/2 the grace she possesses on screen. *sighs*